Let's see.... obvious Portal joke, or not so obvisous....

 THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! I just didn't want the obvious joke to be the title, but I had to put it somewhere.

 This was the beginning of the increase/decrease method I developed for large headbands.  I'm very proud with how the Aperture symbol came out.

 The band is orange, because Chell's jumpsuit is orange.  Wanted to get that answered now, cause I have had people ask me.

*Aperture Science, we do what we must, because, we can.  For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.*