Am I not Turtlely enough for the Turtle Club... Turtle Turtle

If you get the reference in the title, awesome!!!

 Anyways, in Febuary, it was my friend's birthday.  She volunteers at the ASPCA, and they had a tortoise  named Boris.  She always imagined it having a Russian accent.

 And so I made her a tortoise, even if i may call it a turtle

Not that you'll see, but every time I try to spell tortoise, I get a red line under the word, because I can't spell....